Best programming language to

#...program in whilst eating

I find that if I need to do some coding whilst programming, organic LISP or Erlang with non-fat libaries, Sheridan PERL and/or Skeena Ruby (when in season) are the best options for me. If I need something more substantial I'll go for C, ASM or machine-code.

What does /prog/ like to code in whilst eating?

Same goes for reading.
I beg your pardon? If I read while I program (or the other way around) I am going to be fat and unhealthy?!