Best programming language to

#...program in whilst eating

I find that if I need to do some coding whilst programming, organic LISP or Erlang with non-fat libaries, Sheridan PERL and/or Skeena Ruby (when in season) are the best options for me. If I need something more substantial I'll go for C, ASM or machine-code.

What does /prog/ like to code in whilst eating?

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That requires an e-mail; something that goes against the very fabric of anonymous culture. Other than your embarrassment (which is none of my concern), I don't see any problems with placing issues here.

And before anyone nitpicks me, yes, I'm aware that I'm not even close to completely anonymous.