Friday Porg Challenge

_{The winner is the poster who displays the most rage.  Copy/pastes of fuqin expert programmer will be disqualified.}

The quality of this challenge disappoints me.

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I dont feel good about this.

Current leader: >>3

Friday Porg Challenge
Porg

Every other thread has more rage than this one.
I guess now we know how to start a polite discussion on /prog/

Cool thread, bump for you.

Xarn is bound to win even the non-programming challenges.

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>>7
Porg; ie. Person Of Reduced Growth.

Porg is a reference term for those below average height.
Common traits are unusually short limbs, childlike hands and feet.
In Western society porgism has especially negetive effects on men, as their reduced height makes them extremely less desirable to potential mates.
They are often insecure, and try to overcompensate for their lack of height by cockiness, adopting a more macho persona, using sarcasm as a defense,and buying fast cars.
Famous porgs include Tom Cruise and Bono(he always platforms!)

You can't just request someone be trolled, you have to work for your troll OP. Trolls like you are a disgrace to the profession.

>>1 So what do we win?

>>14
a loeb in your favourite colour

>>15
I don't believe you. Can you provide a photo of several loebs in common colours?

>>1

I directly know how to read when you hard Dick.

Well if we're going to be polite in this thread there's something I'd been wanting to say:
I quite like C#, I enjoy using it for both large and small projects. I like Visual Studio and have come to rely on the intellisence.
I'm very pleased with a lot of design decisions made in the language. I make fun of it all the time on /prog/ but never have I been so in love with a language.

Felt good to tell the truth.

have come to rely on the intellisence.
I'm not surprised.

>>13 u mad?

>>18
Thank you for your heartfelt contribution. Personally, myself, I make fun of Perl all the time, when it's actually all right for what I do,  ａｎｄ　Ｉ　ｆｅｅｌ　ｋｉｎｄａ　ｂａｄ　ａｂｏｕｔ　ｉｔ　：（

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