Java is the best language EVER

OF ALL TIME.

Prove to me, in a civil and politeyea right way why you disagree and maybe I'll learn something else.

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No closures/function pointers, verbosity
Use C# if you want these things.  New Java features have to be uncontroversial.  Java follows KISS, feature creep=bad.

you have to learn overly fragmented libraries to do anything serious
Java has one of the biggest standard libraries out there, you're an idiot.

broken imports requiring unique names across namespaces,
I guess when you've only programed toy things you don't learn how packages work.

no list initializers.
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