Java is the best language EVER

OF ALL TIME.

Prove to me, in a civil and politeyea right way why you disagree and maybe I'll learn something else.

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Not to mention jizz all in the way of non-blocking I/O.
You have to create multiple threads two problems (and therefore multiple classes) simply to get around this disastrous lack of basic functionality.

Shame, otherwise you could UNBLOCK MY ANUS