How to write imageboard

Hello,
I found out that kusaba x is pretty old shit. What's this whole think about generating html files? Can't it be done simply by sql queries every time and do it with some ajax? How would you write it?

>>7
Every goddamn hosting provider in the world lets you write shitty PHP code hooked up to a shitty MySQL database.  Why tell OP to use a nice language and working database when they'd fail either way?

>>1
This board is for programmers.  If you don't program, read your SICP and come back here later.