/prog/ - How to write imageboard

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-28 20:32

Hello,
I found out that kusaba x is pretty old shit. What's this whole think about generating html files? Can't it be done simply by sql queries every time and do it with some ajax? How would you write it?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-09 9:51

>>40
It would be better if you wrote it in D

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-09 12:05

>>41
It would be better if you write it in Emacs LISP.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-09 12:13

>>42
What a terrible notion!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-09 12:33

>>40
Wakaba is fine. If you hate Perl (faggot) or want something more Web 2.0 (faggot), here's a list of image board scripts:
http://9ch.in/overscript/

Some are FIOC if it has to be FIOC.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-09 12:56

>>42
I also sort of thought about ARC but I don't think I can produce anything decent in a reasonable time with that.

>>44
Right, I'll check it

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-09 13:16

Write it in PHP + Redis.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-09 14:18

>>44,46
There is no earthly reason why this type of software should be anything but a C program behind a reverse proxy.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-09 15:43

If /prog/ is so good, why haven't you rewritten Shii_{_t}chan ``in Lisp'' yet?

/anus/ - 0
Reddit, Hacker Jews, /code/, /pr/ - 1

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-09 16:04

>>47
I wrote a small textboard in C but it's awful.

There's no reason it should be C, really. I did it as a hobby.

It doesn't need to be zomgfast and there are languages more suited to handling text, like Perl.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-09 16:10

>>49
Or Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-09 16:15

>>48
It just means nobody's bothered to do such a thing. I presume it's because there are other things that are more important than doing that.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-09 16:27

>>51
Everyone bitches about Shiichan and BBCode, I don't see why anyone hasn't reimplemented it yet.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-09 16:38

>>49
Perl
IHBT

>>52
There have been dozens of reimplementations. The problem is that none of them will ever be installed here.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-09 17:04

>>53
The problem is that none of them will ever be installed here.
Good. The less interaction moot and ``4chan proper'' has with /prague/, the better.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-09 17:07

>>53
It's not like world4ch is the only textboard host in the Internet, you know.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-09 17:12

>>55
world4ch is the only textboard with more than 3 tokikos posting.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-09 17:29

>>56
How many tokikos post here?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-09 17:32

TOKIKO A POST

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-09 18:07

>>57
8 regulars and 12 casuals? Not more than hundred unique posters in a month.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-09 18:17

>>56
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-09 18:39

how did your date go, tokiko?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-09 19:08

>>61
As soon as she touched my dick, I came and started farting.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-09 19:18

>>62
Amazing!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-09 22:25

>>15
>asp
>efficient

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-09 22:31

>>64
/polecat kebabs/

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-19 15:21

How to get doubles

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-20 14:10

protip: how to do it in php
http://54.245.123.189/190chan/

then just add a binary blob column the the posts table to handle images

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-20 15:12

>>40
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Write it in Symta!

Name: aauysuh 2013-12-06 9:28

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How to write imageboard

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