WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO LEARN C?

FOR REALS? WHATS THE POINT? TOO MUCH MICRoMANAGED BULLSHIT THAT GETS YOU NO WHERE EXCEPT A HOLE IN THE HEAD. BESIDES, YOU CANT USE C FOR ANYTHING USEFUL!!!! WHY DONT YOU LEARN A REAL LANGUAGE LIKE JAVA OR C#??? OR BETTER YET, PHP.

You wouldn't sage a shit thread.