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Name: A new friend! 2010-08-26 4:48

Greetings 4chan programming board. I was asking some basic programming questions on the G technology board which was apparently the wrong forum in which to place my inquiry. I was directed to come here for help.

Prior to asking my questions please allow me to give a bit of background. I am interested in purchasing a computer to learn programming since I doubt my celeron laptop is good enough to run a programming language. I have extensive background in computers, having taken several courses at school on computers so I have all the basics down and feel I am ready to advance.

Sooo on to my questions, in no particular order:

Should I purchase an Intel or AMD laptop? I've heard that AMD's open sources are better but I want expert advice before making the investment on a computer capable of programming.

(I know some of you may think I should learn Mac programming but PC is used in all business so sorry if you're a Mac guy but I've already made up my mind on this.)

Can I purchase a programming language from Microsoft (I didn't see one anywhere on Microsoft.com)

Do I need to know how to DOS to write programs?

How should I start writing a video game?

How do I get hired as a programmer?

And last, not really related to programming - I tried to overclock my old computer and it just makes beeps when I turn it on. How can I get my recovery CD to run. I know this might not be the place to ask but just in case someone knows the answer I'd appreciate the help!

Thank you in advance for all your help and I am very happy to be the newest member of the 4chan Programming Community!

Name: VIPPER 2010-08-26 11:51

>>1
Hello new friend.

Welcome to /prog/, we dont like friends here, that is the reason why non of us have friends, in particular new ones.

I am sad to say that you, while you seem polite, intelligent and friendly, are a fucking troll.
I would suggest you to go back to the imageboards and stay there.

But if like getting your anus haxed, or suck cock of fat, sweaty, weaboo virgins then you may stay here and we will provide you with sex and drugs regularly.

Yours truly, VIPPER.

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