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WEEKLY CHALLENGE

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-25 18:17

/prog/'s weekly challenge

Write a solution to Project Euler's first problem (http://projecteuler.net/index.php?section=problems&id=1)
using the befunge93 language (http://catseye.tc/projects/befunge93/doc/befunge93.html).

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-25 20:02

>>5
So a priest, a rabbi and a used car salesman walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The priest orders a tall milk. The rabbi orders a Shirley Temple. The used car salesman orders a double shot of Jack.

The priest and rabbi quickly get into pedantry over the finer points of a certain passage in the Torah, however they're discussing it amicably enough. The used car salemsan is bored by this and turns to start a conversation with the patron on his left. The man is scribbling notes in a notebook, which catches the salesman's eye. It reminds him something from his time spent in college. After a moment, he musters his wit and says "HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" It is apparent the other patron recognizes the meaning, but he says nothing, only shaking his head in disappointment.

Put off by his fellow patron's attitude, the salesman calls him out as a wannabe elitist and storms off.

And that is why I do not talk to used car salesmen in bars.
             -- Gerald GJS Jay Süßmann Sussman

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