Assembler and tutorial

Can anyone link me to a good assembler and tutorial for Asm. I've tried Google but all I'm finding is broken links and DOS programs.
I'm using a 64 bit processor and am already familiar with programming in general.

>>68
It is when your “metaposts” are ``go back to /foo/''
I disagree. We're constantly awash in imageboard effluent; if we don't take an active part in defending our culture, we will lose it and become /g/ without images. It happened to /comp/ and /tech/, and was happening to /sci/ before /sci/ came along.
I will agree that there are better ways conceivable, but those aren't always feasible.

I think everyone can at least agree that the ``Fuck off, ``faggot'''' idiot and his latest cry for attention, that etiquette advisor thing, is more obnoxious than the ``back to /somewhere/'' people ever were.

>>69
I am not the ``Fuck off, ``faggot'''' guy. I am the guy who emailed the Sussman, wrote the BUFFA program and I am poking fun at you all (And therefore myself).

Please sage when shitposting.