if languages were RPGs

C=Diablo
C++=Diablo2
C#=WOW
Java=Final Fantasy 11
Assembler=Adventure MUD
BASIC=Ultima Online
Haskell=OpenCobalt
Lisp=Second Life
Forth=Myst

C=Gray briefs
C++=White briefs
JavaScript=Diapers
Java=Cheap training pants
C#=Expensive training pants
Assembler=Boxers
BASIC=Thongs with padding
Haskell=Nudism
Lisp=Hats
Forth=Chastity belt