... ALL YOU FUCKING /prog/ USERS
.-' . . '-. THIS FUCKING PENISBIRD SHITS
/. . . . . \ DOWN YOUR NECK INTO YOUR STOMACH
/. . .(o) ./ ) WHERE THE SHIT BURNS FOR THE REST OF
/. . ., . .| '| YOUR SHORT AND PATHETIC LIFE
|. . ./ .\ . / /]
/. . .`"`" . .} IT THEN GRIPS ONTO YOUR COCK WITH ALL ITS MIGHT
/. . . . . . . { AND INJECTS VARIOUS MUTAGENS INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM THROUGH
/. . . . . . . .} ITS RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS WHERE IT REACTS WITH YOUR
/. . . . .\/\ /\ { VAST RESERVES OF FAT AND BLUBBER
|. . . . . .;``"``\
/. . . . . . / ; ; ;| NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE PENISBIRD, AND IT
|. . . . . . / ; ; ; | FUCKING HATES ALL /prog/ USERS
\ . . . . .-`|; ; ; ;|
/`-..--`` a a| ; ; ; | YOU ARE NEXT, YOU FUCKING FAT, FILTHY PIG
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| a a a a a a | ; ; ; / ,--........,, FUCKING EVAL, YOU FUCKING
|a a a a a a / ; ; ; ; .' . . . . . -='. BASTARD REPL. I CAN'T BELIEVE
| a a a a a / ; ; ; / \ . . . . . . . : THIS FUCKING STUPID GERRY
|a a a a a/` ; ; ; \ ,==" .\ . . . . . . .' SUSSMAN, WHAT AN ARSEFUCKING COCKLORD
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|a a a. ~' \ \-~| | o ./,\.` .\. . . .' WHAT KIND OF SHIT NAME
p|; a a/ |.-~'| |o| |. . . . ,-''\..--' IS GERRY SUSSMAN ANYWAY
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pp~ . . . \\ . | | / / ="` WHAT THE FUCK? MORE LIKE JEW CUDDER ANUS
ppp. . . ./,\ / / ,)") FUCKING XARN, YOU FUCKING SMUG BASTARD
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ppp |/' \| LET'S GET IT ON, MOTHERFUCKERS.