/prog/ - Objective-C

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-16 0:24

I've been reading about Objective-C, and I can only conclude that it's a joke.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-16 0:32

Your story is cool.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-16 1:05

I've been reading about /prog/, and I can only conclude that it's a joke.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-16 1:11

QUIP MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-16 12:42

[[Anus alloc] hax]

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-17 3:23

>>3
You forgot the cartouche around /prog/'s holy name.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-17 15:34

In Egyptian hieroglyphs, a cartouche is an oblong enclosure with a horizontal line at one end, indicating that the text enclosed is a royal name, coming into use during the beginning of the Fourth Dynasty under Pharaoh Sneferu, replacing the earlier serekh. The Ancient Egyptian word for it was shenu, and it was essentially an expanded shen ring. In Demotic, the cartouche was reduced to a pair of parentheses and a vertical line.

(prog)

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-17 15:53

(Gerald 'The Mouse' Sussman)=|

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-19 14:55

C99 is all you need.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-19 21:34

>>9
Wrong, C1x is all you need.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-19 21:54

C0x are all you need.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-20 0:51

C0x in my anu5

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-20 12:38

>>9
C99 IS ALL I NEED, WHERE CAN I GET IT?

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-02 11:46

cool

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-02 12:42

Of course it's great. Doesn't Apple use it? It's the most valuable tech company in the world for a reason!

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-02 13:46

as long as it dosen't hate me I'll stick with subjective-C. objective-C will no matter who it likes indiscriminately segfault.
this is of course my subjective viewpoint...

Name: Anonymous 2011-07-02 14:31

I've been reading SICP, and I can only conclude that it's a joke.

Objective-C

1 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-16 0:24

2 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-16 0:32

3 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-16 1:05

4 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-16 1:11

5 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-16 12:42

6 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-17 3:23

7 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-17 15:34

8 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-17 15:53

9 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-19 14:55

10 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-19 21:34

11 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-19 21:54

12 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-20 0:51

13 Name: Anonymous 2010-08-20 12:38

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18 Name: Anonymous 2011-07-02 14:31