I started reading through the Perl 6 spec the other day, just to make fun of it, but it's not really as bad as I had hoped for.
It's the numero uno kitchen sink language, of course, but fixing that train wreck of special cased syntax goes a long way towards putting Perl on a level above its retarded little brother PHP, and its inbred syntax brother-in-law C++. It's almost like a real language, only slower and more bloated.