HMA.py


#!/usr/bin/python
from random import randint
var = randint(1, 1000)

if (var < 500):
    print "Hax my anus!"
else:
    print "Hax my anus!"

Bloated? I'd say useful. Imagine how many lines in Java, Python or other shit you'll have to write for such a simple thing like:
@array.pick(3);
Combinations without repetitions. Still bloated to you?

And the language is possibly the last language you expected to ever appear.