OFFICIAL *school projects* Thread.

I'm interested in what you guys where capable of in your teens!

My Middle School project consisted of a very simple platformer game written in Pascal (mandatory).

The character could move Mario style and even jump Maria style. He could fire shit and shit get's fired at him by evil alien robots and over flying monstrosities. It was fun but I didn't have time to write a story line so it's only had five levels.

My HighSchool programming project consisted of sword fight thing simulation. The player would use the mouse as if he was handling the sword together with options to control the shield and pull out some dirty tricks. The graphics were horrendous though. I couldn't manage to anything better than stick figures.

That's it.

What are yours?

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I realize you are trolling, but whatever.
I did this shit when I was fifteen. No it wasn't some pansy language fucking language like Python. Is was better than that. here is a bit of sample code entered into the interpreter:

% @defunc numbers (def multiplier) {
      @defunc one () {
          return 1;
      };
      @defunc two () {
          return 2;
      };
      @defunc three () {
          return 3;
      };
      @defunc four () {
          return 4;
      };
      @defunc five () {
          return 5;
      };
      @defunc six () {
          return 6;
      };
      @defunc seven () {
          return 7;
      };
      @defunc eight () {
          return 8;
      };
      @defunc nine () {
          return 1234123412341234324444443121;
      };
      @defunc zero () {
          return 0;
      };
  };
Returned object [numbers]
% defunc test;
Returned object [test]
% test = &numbers 4;
Returned object [test]
% $:test one;
Returned value: 1
% $:test two;
Returned value: 2
% $:test nine;
Returned value: 1234123412341234324444443121
That is a fucking object. It makes no sense, but it was awesome, so be quiet and stop trying to make it seem like less of an accomplishment than it was because it was amazing.

Fuck, it even supported dynamically loading libraries