/prog/ - our memes

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-28 17:35

What happened to them? We had such really cool memes like anal touring, fuqin angry and the /prauge/snake.
All we have now is the faggot spambot, xarn shitposter and the HMA dude ocasionaly.

Its time for some new memes and yes i know, forced memes are shit. But this place is really like a fucking graveyard.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 3:45

>>40
Way to sage a great thread you loser.

douchebag

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 7:39

age

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 8:35

>>42
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Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 9:05

>>42
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you mena bump?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 9:10

>>44
Stop posting worthless junk. Write properly, you rude fuck

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 10:14

>>45
Stop bumping worthless junk. Sage properly, you rude fuck

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 15:43

"HASKALL"

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 19:26



loeb :: Functor f => f (f a -> a) -> f a

loeb f = fmap ($ loeb f) f

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 20:15

>>47
U MENA HASKAL

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 21:48

aaaaaaaaabccccccccaaaaaabcbcccbbbbbbbbcccccaaaaaaaaaaaa

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 2:10

>>47-50
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Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 3:14

>>48
loeb = fix ((<$>) <$> flip ($) =<<)

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 3:59

>>48,52
Gentlemen, I can tell you that the canonical loeb is in fact loeb = fix (fmap . flip id =<<)

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 5:08

>>53
all three of those are exactly the same.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 6:42

>>48,52-54
my mind is full of fuck now

Name: VIPPER 2010-08-02 7:20

>>55
my mind is full of JEWS now

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 7:37

As for someone who never learned Haskell syntax, whats loeb?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 8:00

>>57
A fixed point combinator for collections of functions. See also http://okmij.org/ftp/Computation/fixed-point-combinators.html#Poly-variadic

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 8:12

>>57
Its a toy language function for emulating JavaScript.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fixed-point_combinator#Anonymous_recursion_by_other_means

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 8:20

>>59
I thought that they were removing .callee

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 8:27

>>60
Mozilla also had plans to convert JavaScript to sepples(cf. class based JavaScript 2.0 drafts). If they try it, they will lose developers and eventually a new browser will become standard(IE and Chrome are aggressively updated).

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 10:32

>>61
Whats wrong with C++? Its pretty powerful and it runs most JavaScript engines.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 10:37

>>62
its ugly

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 10:43

>>62
It's everything this place hates. Are you new here?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 11:42

>>62
This language, as a tool for programmers, is needlessly complex in how it conveys its features. When you actually try to take advantage of the features, you are likely to run into any number of subtle gotchas inherent in the language.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 11:45

C++
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/Phallic-Head_Plate%2C_1536_.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 16:05

>>1
I created all the old memes, but eventually just got depressed and stop coding.. stopped coming to this board regularly since they made it too hard to post new threads

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 16:07

>>67
This may surprise you, but actually I created all the old memes. I've just been having a creative drought lately.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 16:30

>>67
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You're both wrong. I create all memes. With the help of a time machine scraper application I wrote, I learn what memes will become common in the future, trace the exact post where it was started, and then I create a post just like it no more than five minutes earlier.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 17:24

This might surprise you, but （　＾∀＾）ノ !!!SURPRISE!!! ＼（＾∀＾）.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 18:40

>>69
This would result in an infinite number of identical posts, which obviously hasn't happened.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 18:45

>>71
I assume he'd grep out duplicates. Just like /prog/scra_{^{^{--OH WAIT}}}

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 18:58

>>71
1. He'd find the first post with a particular meme and then post the same post between 0 and 5 minutes before.
2. His post would now be the first post with that particular meme, so he would have posted the same thing between 0 and 5 minutes before that.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 19:00

>>72
Just like /prog/scra_{^{^{--OH WAIT}}}
That's stupid. Why would a scraper filter out duplicate content?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 20:04

>>72
Just like /prog/scra^{^{--OH WAIT}}
That's stupid. Why would a scraper filter out duplicate content?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 20:05

>>72
Just like /prog/scra^{^{--OH WAIT}}
That's stupid. Why would a scraper filter out duplicate content?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 20:05

>>72
Just like /prog/scra^{^{--OH WAIT}}
That's stupid. Why would a scraper filter out duplicate content?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 20:05

>>72
Just like /prog/scra^{^{--OH WAIT}}
That's stupid. Why would a scraper filter out duplicate content?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 20:06

>>72
Just like /anus/scra^{^{--OH WAIT}}
That's stupid. Why would a scraper filter out duplicate content?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-02 20:08

>>79
Feel free to proceed until threadstop.

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