our memes

What happened to them? We had such really cool memes like anal touring, fuqin angry and the /prauge/snake.
All we have now is the faggot spambot, xarn shitposter and the HMA dude ocasionaly.

Its time for some new memes and yes i know, forced memes are shit. But this place is really like a fucking graveyard.

Boo-fuqin-hoo.

Haxus the Nostalgic

What happened to bigus dickus?

Memes are still being born, we just can't see it.  Maybe in a few months we will notice that something has caught on.

>>1
XARN MY ANUS

Also,

Fuck off, ``faggot''.

The ones I miss most:

→ ⁶⁶Fancy quotes⁹⁹
→ Now you have two problems
→ Pronounciation threads
→ SPAWHBTC
→ This may surprise you, but ...
→ Valid Perl code

>>7
You see 2 and 6 around from time to time and 1 has been replaced with references to "faggot quotes."
I still don't know what the SPAW...C means in SPAWHBTC.

          .'"".      I LIKE PYTHON BECAUSE I ENJOY HOMOSEXUAL
         c' )"/      S/M. OH GUIDO MAKE ME USE THAT FUCKING
        __>  /_      INDENTATION. OH BABY I'M CUMMING.
     .-`_    ._'-.
    ( -' \  :/  )/   THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO DO IT: GUIDO'S
     \\._|  (  //    WAY! THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T USE ALL
      '-/)   \(,     CONTROL STRUCTURES. IF YOU NEED A DO-
         /  ) )      WHILE LOOP, A SWITCH OR BREAK OUT OF A
        / .'\ |      NESTED LOOP, TOO BAD. GUIDO SAYS IT'S TO
       /.'   \|      KEEP THE LANGUAGE CLEAN, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY
      ||     ||      TO PUNISN HIS SLAVES. THIS DOESN'T MEAN
    __|/     |/__    THAT PYTHON IS FLAWED, JUST WORK AROUND IT.
    _._)     (,__;                       FUCK I'M CUMMING AGAIN.

>>8
NYJUTEA!

Also, where's the suave space toa--WAIT A MINUTE THIS IS JUST A POLECAT TRYING TO GET MEMES OUT OF US SO IT CAN RESEARCH THEM AND PRETEND IT'S BEEN HERE FOR YEARS

>>11
In the unlikely event that such is the case, it is still not clear that he would be any less welcome here than you are.

>>12
The horrors of anonymity.

>>12
NO U

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>>16
Xarn still uses Bash ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

>>17
Bash Xarn'S ANUS

>>17
Bash is more advanced than most people realise. It's really nice, if you take the time to learn it properly.

Co-Pipe

>>19
zsh may be hipster, but its vi-mode and tab completion aren't to be trifled with.

>>21
You can emulate zsh's tab completion just fine with bash_completion. By default it has slightly more powerful globs, but even that isn't a problem.

>>22
You can emulate it, if you don't mind spending about a week setting it up.
But it wouldn't really be worth giving up things like floating point arithmetic and multidimensional arrays.
And there's the license...

>>23
A week setting it up, or about twenty seconds sourcing the script in your .bashrc. Floating point arithmetic is really the only advantage zsh has over bash.

Does anyone here remember: Suave Lisp Toad, THE SUSSMAN and "There are only three people on /prog/, you, me, and the Sussman trolling us constantly."

A week setting it up, or about twenty seconds sourcing the script in your .bashrc.
20 seconds to edit .bashrc or 20 seconds to run it each time you start bash? If it's the former, you need to get a better editor. I'd recommend vi. If it's the latter, that's a definite advantage zsh has over bash.
Also, what about the license? I rather like being able to put zsh on an embedded device without having to keep the source code for that particular version of zsh around for 3 years after I stop selling the devices. I wouldn't be able to do that legally with bash.

"The Fuck On" was a pretty good /prog/ meme. The best imo. We should bring that one back!

>>26
Yes, someone would honestly write a simple script that takes twenty seconds to run.

>>28
This is bash that we're talking about. Bash users writing ``simple" scripts that take hours to run for tasks that can be done in a couple hundred milliseconds isn't unheard of.

I like Susscoins myself, and the awards & tolls surrounding them

>>27
I still use this sometimes. But it still could use some love.

>>7
→ Now you have two problems
→ This may surprise you, but ...
→ Valid Perl code
Those. I read them 5 times every time I see them. This may be because I've created them, but still.

When I log into my Xenix system with my 110 baud teletype, both vi
*and* Emacs are just too damn slow.  They print useless messages like,
'C-h for help' and '"foo" File is read only'.  So I use the editor
that doesn't waste my VALUABLE time.

Ed, man!  !man ed

ED(1)               UNIX Programmer's Manual                ED(1)

NAME
     ed - text editor

SYNOPSIS
     ed [ - ] [ -x ] [ name ]
DESCRIPTION
     Ed is the standard text editor.
---

Computer Scientists love ed, not just because it comes first
alphabetically, but because it's the standard.  Everyone else loves ed
because it's ED!

"Ed is the standard text editor."

And ed doesn't waste space on my Timex Sinclair.  Just look:

-rwxr-xr-x  1 root          24 Oct 29  1929 /bin/ed
-rwxr-xr-t  4 root     1310720 Jan  1  1970 /usr/ucb/vi
-rwxr-xr-x  1 root  5.89824e37 Oct 22  1990 /usr/bin/emacs

Of course, on the system *I* administrate, vi is symlinked to ed.
Emacs has been replaced by a shell script which 1) Generates a syslog
message at level LOG_EMERG; 2) reduces the user's disk quota by 100K;
and 3) RUNS ED!!!!!!

"Ed is the standard text editor."

Let's look at a typical novice's session with the mighty ed:

golem> ed

?
help
?
?
?
quit
?
exit
?
bye
?
hello?
?
eat flaming death
?
^C
?
^C
?
^D
?

---
Note the consistent user interface and error reportage.  Ed is
generous enough to flag errors, yet prudent enough not to overwhelm
the novice with verbosity.

"Ed is the standard text editor."

Ed, the greatest WYGIWYG editor of all.

ED IS THE TRUE PATH TO NIRVANA!  ED HAS BEEN THE CHOICE OF EDUCATED
AND IGNORANT ALIKE FOR CENTURIES!  ED WILL NOT CORRUPT YOUR PRECIOUS
BODILY FLUIDS!!  ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR!  ED MAKES THE SUN
SHINE AND THE BIRDS SING AND THE GRASS GREEN!!

When I use an editor, I don't want eight extra KILOBYTES of worthless
help screens and cursor positioning code!  I just want an EDitor!!
Not a "viitor".  Not a "emacsitor".  Those aren't even WORDS!!!! ED!
ED! ED IS THE STANDARD!!!

TEXT EDITOR.

When IBM, in its ever-present omnipotence, needed to base their
"edlin" on a UNIX standard, did they mimic vi?  No.  Emacs?  Surely
you jest.  They chose the most karmic editor of all.  The standard.

Ed is for those who can *remember* what they are working on.  If you
are an idiot, you should use Emacs.  If you are an Emacs, you should
not be vi.  If you use ED, you are on THE PATH TO REDEMPTION.  THE
SO-CALLED "VISUAL" EDITORS HAVE BEEN PLACED HERE BY ED TO TEMPT THE
FAITHLESS.  DO NOT GIVE IN!!!  THE MIGHTY ED HAS SPOKEN!!!

>>32
→ Now you have two problems
This may be because I've created them
No. No you did not.

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>>34
This may surprise you, but you don't know that meme.

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Memes aren't a toy bud, please grow up and leave.

>>39
Way to bump a shit thread.