shit challenge: numerics to words

Weekly Challenge: Programmatically convert any¹ string of digits, such as "1234567" to word form, "one million, two hundred thirty-four thousand, five hundred sixty-seven"

Here is mine: http://codepad.org/gyqbaKxx

Criticize my code.  I know it sucks anus.  I would like to make it better.  Submit your own versions as well.

Use whatever language you like[i]!/i]

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1. Up to 18 significant digits is fine.

>>39
Can't locate Lingua/EN/Numbers.pm in @INC (@INC contains: /etc/perl /usr/local/lib/perl/5.8.8 /usr/local/share/perl/5.8.8 /usr/lib/perl5 /usr/share/perl5 /usr/lib/perl/5.8 /usr/share/perl/5.8 /usr/local/lib/site_perl .).
BEGIN failed--compilation aborted.
Your solution is as effective as >>2's.