Really Hard /prog/ Challenge

Write a C compiler. It doesn't have to follow any rules/syntax/standards except to compile "hello world" and fibs.

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1. It is possible to have a thread with over 2000 posts.
2. The thread limits are not a shiichan limitation.
3. (Supplemental.) 2001 posts will not cause a problem for PHP while viewing an entire thread, however I suspect the number you have quoted would end in a timeout.