Official C Challenge ①

Task:  Come up with an extension to the C programming language.  Provide a clear description of the extension, and a code sample that clearly shows what the extension is intended to do.

Prize:  (Winning criteria are not specified.)  The winner will have his extension featured in the C11 language standard.

My entry:  ... Sorry, I think C is perfect in every way already.

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You can't implement the whole of it that way any more. With all the missteps in C++, at least Bjarne had the presence of mind to create a distinct language of it. It's a shame he was too late in making that decision.

I can't help but notice that you jump back and forth between an extension to the language and something explicitly separate whenever it suits you. I don't mind because I don't care, but FYI: you're an idiot.