C, C++, or C#

I've decided I wanted to learn one of these, but I don't know which one would be best.
I've heard various things, but mostly was just people of their respective language talking up theirs, while talking bad about the others.

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so we'll just end up with a "C i5Da GraT3st Langw1Ch EvA!1111!!!11onehundredandeleven" shitfest
We have those all the time. The difference is outside of summer everyone here tacitly accepts it.

Aside: anyone caught making claims about "ever" and "of all time" without formal proofs or at least strong evidence is likely to choke to death on jello in the near future so there is no need to argue with them. But currently C is an excellent default choice.