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Neuroses and Programming

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 13:25

Are any of you guys neurotic? (Are all of you neurotic?)

I'm super neurotic. And I fear that, more than it helping me to program well, it gets in my way. I am obsessed with doing things the right way, and I begin to feel very uncomfortable if something I'm working on is becoming too complicated in the wrong way -- but somehow I'll be completely oblivious to how overblown my "clean and modular" solution ends up. But sometimes, the solution isn't obvious to me -- so if something is really stumping me, it eats my productivity and prevents me from feeling good about my work.

How do you deal with this? What general rules do you follow, and what do you do to put your mind at ease? For one thing, I'm thinking of getting a fish to put on my desk so that I can unload my stress on him.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 13:53

I have a field of points and a vector in direction which the point field will be moving.  I want to generate a bounding box around the field in such a way that the box's front and sides are aligned with the vector and its perpendiculars.  It's driving me crazy that the only way I can think to do this is to iterate through all the points and use a lot of vector projection math, and that I'd have to do this every time I'd need to use a bounding box which is every time something represented by a field of points needs to move.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 13:55

I have Asperger's syndrome. I read about it once in a webcomic and it turns out I have it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 14:23

>>3
/prog/ - XKCD, Living The Dream

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 14:32

I'm obviously not. You should see the hacked up c-style c++ code I write for work. I take pride in it's terseness and lack of enterprise bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 14:38

I'm not neurotic, just a cunt

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 14:56

>>3
It didn't happen to be this webcomic, did it?
http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1310

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 14:57

>>1
Same here.

I can get so obsessive about my shit that i refuse to eat, or sleep or even my other duties and if i do sleep, my subconcious still keeps thinking over this problem, but not in the cool "im in the matrix way" but just the same feeling echoing i have at day.
When i have problems i think for days about my shit without results mostly, even knowing what i will gain nothing of it, i just cant stop thinking.

*Brofist.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 15:06

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 15:11

>>3,9
Personally, I don't identify with XKCD. I'd like to think that I'm funny.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 16:02

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 16:49

Reduce salt consumption and you'll get less neurotic.
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Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 17:08

>>11
Huh.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 21:24

>>11
Terrible!
Unnecessary!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 21:46

>>14.
15.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 22:21

When you've been a programmer for a while, you usually start to see where some solution may be, ah, problematic. For instance, I can immediately see the problems involved in venting on a fish.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-08 22:41

>>1
Always happened exactly the same for me. If I somehow get the impression that what I'm working on has become impure, I can't set upon anything else until I figure it out.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-09 0:57

>>17
Why are you speaking in the past tense? Is everything ok?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-09 4:31

Do the very simplest thing that could possibly work.

That attitude has always helped me, take it easy, premature optimization is evil. It's a way of life, don't build anything for the future, even if you know you will need it, when the future comes, it'll be much clearer what you need and more often what you don't need.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-09 15:18

>>16
Are you implying that this fish idea is actually a second problem?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-09 16:03

>>1,17
Yeah, I get this also. I've been working on a side-project and I have spent *a lot* of time refactoring it over and over just trying to get a style and architecture that makes sense to me. I don't have enough experience with this stuff to understand how to do it properly.

The best solution I've found to keeping it under control is YAGNI (you ain't gonna need it). Basically exactly like >>19 says: do it in the most straightforward way possible, even if it leads to some dirty code or a small amount of duplication. Only refactor it if it starts being a big problem.

The only thing I don't agree with >>19 is that it's not a matter of optimization. I'm not trying to make it fast; I'm trying to make it clean, where clean is ill-defined. I only know that it's dirty when I look at it. That's the root of the neurosis.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-09 16:08

Something tells me you fuckers aren't in industry.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-09 16:49

I'm not neurotic, I'm just very, very good and have an eye for details. I alternate between designing clean, perfectly structured programs and hacking together the most ``clever'' code I can manage as my fancy strikes, though the latter only on personal projects.

For work I put some effort and research into a clean start and flexible design, but if some of the pieces won't quite fit towards the end I often just jam them in instead of backtracking and trying for perfection.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-09 16:54

>>22
I've also noticed the very low standards when it comes to code ``in industry''. No wonder so much software sucks.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-09 16:59

I try to just hack things togheter and then fix things so that they are proper.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-09 17:06

>>25
* together

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-09 17:55

sure is /r/circlejerk in here

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-09 22:38

>>27
Back to the imageboards.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-10 0:29

>>22,24
Actually this is the other "best solution" to the neurosis is to code for someone else; when you're on the clock, and programming someone else's ideas instead of your own, you just get shit done and don't worry too much about how dirty it is. I work in the industry and unless you're building rockets, it pretty much works like that. When it's your own code and your own time though, it's a lot different.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-10 5:15

>>29
I work in the industry and unless you're building rockets, it pretty much works like that.
Don't project your own incompetence onto the world at large, Leah.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-10 14:50

>>12,22
Cured.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-10 18:31

>>31
CURE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-10 18:32

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Name: Anonymous 2010-07-10 18:32

>>32
The real anus poster at least has the decency to sage.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-10 18:32

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Name: Anonymous 2010-07-10 18:33

>>35
lol goatse

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-10 18:39

>>34
Usually I do, but I was in antisocial mood

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-10 19:12

The answer is KISS.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-07-10 19:37

>>19
I'm convinced that this is a good way to begin. First make it run, then make it run better.

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