PenisSoft

My internet startup is recruiting, and we could use you! Here at PenisSoft, we innovate touch screen interfaces in which you use your penis. The ideal candidate is age 22-25, knows about java, lisp, or C++ programming, and is enthusiastic about what he does.

PenisSoft is a silly name.

You could have done Penisoft (like Microsoft). It signals the efficiency you hope for from a software company.

Or, if you wanted to be pedantic, you could have done Penißoft.

Overall I'm disappointed and doubt your vision as a startup.