/prog/ - If Java is so bad

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 11:16

then why is everyone using it? Checkmate, losers.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 11:26

Everyone uses it because everyone else does because Sun throw money at it. Next.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 13:18

JAVA THE HUTT

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 14:17

>>1
one word: installed user base

the same reason why there are still sites running novell netware out there and why there is still cobol code in production and...

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 14:18

Everyone use it because everyone cannot write code in C

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 14:22

private Sun throws money{

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Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 14:25

>>1
if your grandmother is so ugly, then why do you have sex with her every night? checkmate, dumbass.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 14:54

>>7
^{back to /b/, please.}

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 15:47

If Lisp is so great, why isn't anyone using it?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 16:26

Popularity with the general public and quality aren't strongly correlated, news at 11.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 17:15

>>1
Feel free to use Java as much as you like. But do look beyond your borders. Learn another language that is different from Java, even if you don't intend to use it in any serious project. Try ML, Haskell or Scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 17:37

>>8
Fuck off, ``faggot''.

Name: !iN.MY.aRMs 2010-06-30 17:48

wold best Enterprise Framework
http://v8.1c.ru/eng/the-platform/
read it capitolistic ideotes

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 17:50

>>13
Keep your gimmick to a single thread.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 17:55

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/ I don't code in Java because I'm not a \

\ fag; checkmate, motherfucker.          /

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Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 17:58

>>1-13
Homosexuals.
>>14-16
Pros. (　≖‿≖)

Name: !iN.MY.aRMs 2010-06-30 17:59

>>16
wold best Enterprise Framework
http://v8.1c.ru/eng/the-platform/
read it, fake pros

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 18:03

>>17
back to ``Russia'', please

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 18:05

>>15
What version of tortoisesay is that

Name: !iN.MY.aRMs 2010-06-30 18:07

>>18
Russia will own uou contry kill u and fuck u wafe
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wold best Enterprise Framework
http://v8.1c.ru/eng/the-platform/
read it, fake pros

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 18:10

>>19
It's cowsay -f turtle.

>>20
back to /b/, please

Name: !iN.MY.aRMs 2010-06-30 18:12

>>21
back to ass where u from

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 18:15

>>22
Just in case you lack the metacognitive ability to realize this; but you're not a good troll, you're obvious and boring.

Name: sage 2010-06-30 18:16

sage

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 18:17

>>24
/back to /b/, please

Name: !iN.MY.aRMs 2010-06-30 18:22

>>25
back to ass where u from
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wold best Enterprise Framework
http://v8.1c.ru/eng/the-platform/
read it, fake pros

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 18:29

>>26
back to ass where u from
www.usingenglish.com

Name: !iN.MY.aRMs 2010-06-30 18:32

>>27
learn russian langiage, it will help u to survive in world war N3

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 18:39

>>28
Soviet Union is long gone, baby.

Name: !iN.MY.aRMs 2010-06-30 18:40

>>29
New Soviet Union will be on all europa and azia after Worls War N3

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 18:42

>>30
Russia can't find it's ass with two hands in the bright sunlight since the collapse of the USSR.
Enjoy learning Mandarin, bitches.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 18:42

>>30
Naw. European Union is done for, especially the Eurozone.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 18:45

>>31
Enjoy learning Mandarin, bitches.
Actually China will be done for too. Since people around the world won't afford their cheap junk anymore with their heavily devalued currencies.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 18:45

I propose using my anus as a currency

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 18:45

>>33
India is the future then

Name: !iN.MY.aRMs 2010-06-30 18:46

у вас, европейских гомосеков ждет смерть, вы проиграли 2ю мировую и то что вы ище живы лиш случайность.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 18:46

>>35
India will also be in the same boat as China.

Name: !iN.MY.aRMs 2010-06-30 18:56

use it:
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wold best Enterprise Framework
http://v8.1c.ru/eng/the-platform/
it can move u die time litle in past

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 19:12

If you love java, set it free

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 5:18

Getting back on the actual subject (Madness, I know) Java has serious applications like e.g. portable code. People should just, you know, stop doing heavy-duty work in the language. If a business asked me to code, say, an interface to their inventory for them to use on their salespeoples computers, I'd probably use Java to give the salespeople wider lattitude in what models of computers they use. If I was to code a heavy duty FPGA synthesis program (watch me go again) I'd shoot the first bastard who suggested Java. XILINX I'm looking at you, fuckface.

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