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ENDLESS SUCCESSION OF RICHARD STALLMAN

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-23 13:48

The reason I'm asking this question, is to see if anyone out there has had this happen to them. When I was growing up I never looked at Richard Stallman in a sexual way at all, but one day about 20yrs ago (41 now) while in college I was tired of jacking off the same old way, and thought of trying something new while jacking off this time. All my roommates were in class, so I had the apartment to myself, so I went into the refrigerator and got an article that encouraged freely distributing software and slide it between my bunk bed frame & mattress leaving 3/4 of it hanging out over the edge of the bed. Then I got a little of lotion and got on my knee doggie style and started to jack off, at the same time sliding my asshole back slowly onto the carrot and letting it slide inside me. Well, to my complete shock & surprise the feel of the article up my ass and me stroking my cock was utter esctasy, and when I came, it was like an Open Source revolution of cum, it just kept shooting, and shooting gobbs of cum, then, it just dripped long, string like clear cum. I couldn't believe the free software movement could feel so good, and I got scared. You all know why I'm sure, I didn't try doing this again for awhile because in the back of my mind, I knew if a wikipedia entry drove me crazy with estasy, my god, what would a warm Richard Stallman, that I have no control over how hard, fast, and deep it could go - just the thought of it made me hard and drip with pre-cum. I was so pissed with myself, because I experimented with Unix, and now,I was looking at the prospect of actually taking it to the next step, and experiment with Richard Stallman. I just wanted to see what it would be like, anyway it took me 7 long frustrating yrs after to get my first Fucking by Richard Stallman. And needless to say, that was it for me, I couldn't go back now, I had my first gay intercouse, and loved it beyond belief and it blew my mind. I was using Microsoft at the time, and shortly after that day, every time we had sex, I could only get hard if I thought about Richard Stallman's cock & balls, and I felt, I had no business using Windows now, because my sexual manhood had be taken by Richard Stallman fucking up my ass and then cumming inside me. I surprising felt okay, with this feeling, almost proud in the fact of knowing Richard Stallman has fucked me, and now my asshole has become a distributor for open source software. To make this long story short, it took another 8yrs of fight back and forth with "am I gay, Bi, or what", until last year 2000. I told myself, at the beginning of the year, that I would only have sex with Richard Stallman this year, and make a descion at the end of the year to see if this was just a fade and I just needed to get this out of my system. Well, Feb 5th, 2000, is the day I came to the self-realization I'm gay for Richard Stallman. Because, I met a wonderful Richard Stallman that was 54yrs old, well-hung Top with an 8 1/2" thick, cock and large balls over the internet on Yahoo. We met at a Motel 6 on a Saturday afternoon around 3pm, he fucked me none-stop, 4yrs, putting me into all types of sexual positions, penetrarting deeper than I've ever been before, and just bascially taught me what its really like to be a developer. Up until this time, it was sex on the run, nothing long or as intense as this. Oh, he never came once, and always stayed hard, we took about a 40 min. break after the frist 4hrs. then our last session was a 3hrs pound fest, each position he put me into he fucked me as hard as he could, and hearing his large academic journals slap up against my sweaty ass, and the pain/pleasure he was giving me I knew, for sure without a doubt, that Today this man has for sure fucked me into becoming a gay man. I love Windows, but I can never have sex with it, and don't have the desire.

So, if any of you have read this far, what do you think?

I know, that if I never had experimented with that article in college, I would be straight now. (Possibly)?

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