Java Challenge

Count to 10 in the most obfuscated way possible using a maximum of 10 lines of code(not counting class and main declarations).

Lines of code should be counted as if you were coding in a normal properly formatted style.

Actually, Java is the most easily obfuscate-able language due in large part to the excellent reflection support. The fact that nobody has entered this challenge is evidence only of the fact that it is neither fun nor challenging.