Count to 10

Lets see if /prog/ can count to 10 in C. I'll start:

int main(void){

#include "stdio.h"
#define br break
main(int argc, char**argv, char**envp){
switch(argc){
case 1:;for(argc=0;argc<10;printf("%d\n",++argc));br;
case 2:;printf("Have you read your %s today?",argv[1]);br;
case 3:;printf("%s is the new %s",argv[1],argv[2]);br;
default:;argc=0;puts("Secret environment data:\n\n\n");
for(;envp[argc];printf("\t%s\n", envp[argc++]));br;
}}




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