Python VS Java VS PHP

Hey /prog/

Which of the three is generally faster? I know there are some specific cases where one performs much better than it does elsewhere but I am speaking of the common situation.

PHP is easily the most efficient, secure, and easiest language to learn.

I recommend PHP any day. FUCK those other languages, when are you going to need to write a C program? Or a python program? Perl? What a fucking joke. PHP is the only way, baby.