AHHH! I hate Apache!

Ok, So today, I tried to install a brand new installment of PHP 5 on my windows apache 2.2 - Of course, no matter how many times I edited the config files, and php.ini NOTHING CHANGED.

I decided to reset the server, and the server refused to reset until I got rid of all the changes I have made..

I then decided PHP was for losers (I was only going to use it for a few commands), and decided to install mod_python.. The reason I got apache in the first place. Same problem. No matter what I keep doing, it always fucks up!

I add LoadModule python_module modules/mod_python.so, like I'm supposed to.. It doesn't work.

I add this:
   SetHandler mod_python
   PythonHandler mod_python.publisher
   PythonDebug On

And still nothing fucking happens. I have added every single command just to get apache to run a .py file, and nothing works. Please help me /prog/.. Or ridicule me, either one.