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Name: Anonymous 2010-06-12 4:05

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-17 22:49

>>38
That's out of date; it's from 1997.  For example, Java has enums now.

>>39
Java doesn't have functions in the same way it doesn't have pointers.  (It actually has both.)

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-17 23:44

>>24
But, LISP has AutoDesk and GNU actively marketing.... Fuck it I suck cocks.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 1:36

>>39
Apparently Sun doesn't know what functional programming is.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 6:57

>>41
It also has automatic coercion and simple templates.
It's funny how things change.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 13:17

>>44
Technically it doesn't have automatic int/float coercion; it has autoboxing. Java is actually one of those few OOP languages where primitive types aren't just immutable objects, and it's really fucking stupid because even a half-decent optimizer can convert it all to raw primitives.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 14:06

>>45
C# fixed this

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 15:31

>>46
Of course it did.﴾It didn't.﴿. People like to complain that C# is just another Java, but it's everything Java wishes it was.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-19 9:42

>>47
Flash is what Java wished it was.
Since that plan failed, Sun had to satisfy themselves with replacing COBOL.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-20 18:56

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Name: Anonymous 2010-06-20 18:56

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Name: Anonymous 2010-06-20 20:23

>>48
COBOL is a better language than Java. Don't ask me why I know both.

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Name: Anonymous 2013-07-30 20:34

>>51
I wish I knew where you learnt COBOL.

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