Simple Challenge: Link vs Goombas

Program a game in which the 'player' controls the likeness of Link(Zelda). The objective of the game is to defeat as many 'Goombas'(Mario Bros.) as they can before dieing. The rest is up to you.

Only one factor of your program will be judged: fun-ness.

Get to work!

>>87
open-ended = bad  Structure is the mother of creativity.

I would of entered but I had a problem with the "fun" specification because it was just inviting people to try too hard(see xarns entry).