Simple Challenge: Link vs Goombas

Program a game in which the 'player' controls the likeness of Link(Zelda). The objective of the game is to defeat as many 'Goombas'(Mario Bros.) as they can before dieing. The rest is up to you.

Only one factor of your program will be judged: fun-ness.

Get to work!

I would post mine, but its too big to fit in a single toast so I'm just gonna bread and butter.