Simple Challenge: Link vs Goombas

Program a game in which the 'player' controls the likeness of Link(Zelda). The objective of the game is to defeat as many 'Goombas'(Mario Bros.) as they can before dieing. The rest is up to you.

Only one factor of your program will be judged: fun-ness.

Get to work!

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Nobody run this. Shit was annoying.

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Someone please ban this fucker.

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