Beating AntiVirus

/prog/, give me your thoughts on making an undetectable program by AV's standards.

I've heard about direct API calls to the kernel, how i do?

DO A DIRECT KERNEL CALL TO MY ANUS

Also, NO EXCEPTIONS

With administrative privileges anything is possible, no anti-virus purports otherwise. With that out of the way, here is the secret hackers steps to defeating any AV:

1. Find a privilege escalation exploit.
2. Escalate privileges.
3. Bypass AV.