Look ill be like a steve jobs:

Huddurrr we have the best iTrolls, what have you ever accomplished to troll me? hurrrduuurrr

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Love,
Steve Jobs

Hey jobs fuck u. I once had a dream I was at this place with jobs and Robert Downey Jr i think, and they were involved in some plan to corrupt the youth of society somehow, or force them into organ donation. shit i can't remember it was years ago. but they were up to no good. I threw a shopping basket at jobs and wounded him. then i left.