Holy shit

I have just discovered the most EXPERT PROGRAMMER ever. This is like nothing I have ever before laid my eyes on, it is mindblowing. I only hope that some day I may be able to write code of this quality.

http://code.activestate.com/recipes/576616-factorial-lambda/

How can you forget this masterpiece?
http://code.activestate.com/recipes/576995-code_fouad_teniou/?in=user-4155345
As the author, Mr. Fouad Teniou, expert Muslim cryptographer, states, his namesake code is impossible to crack to all except to Allah and the Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him). You can see the futile attempts by various American hackers at breaking it the algorithm (derived from the Arabic word El-Jabr), yet Fouad's challenge stands unbroken.