/prog/ - Why is Java so good?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-25 13:11

It's the best language for programming, honestly.

Think about it and when you realize I'm right, you can post in this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-25 13:46

It's a giant black box, full of lego.
Thus, it is made for kids.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-25 13:54

>>2
Lego is a lot more fun than Java.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-25 13:57

>>3
My bad, you're right.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-25 13:58

Why is Trolling so good?

It's the best way to spend an evening, honestly.

Think about it and when you realize I'm right, you can post in this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-25 16:04

The only good thing about Java is that its written in C++(with inline assembler).

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-25 16:35

>>1
Because it perfectly combines speed and ease of use.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-25 16:49

>>3
I love lego.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-25 16:52

>>8
This thread is not about LEGO.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-25 16:53

/prog/ - Lego

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-25 16:53

s/now/not/

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-25 16:58

LEGO MY EGGO

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-25 20:42

Sup /lego/.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 0:48

>>1
OK, enough of this trolling. Java is — in all honesty — a pretty decent language. It's got a predictable (if verbose) syntax, semantics that are simple and easy to understand, optimizing compilers and VMs with years of research behind them, a standard library that does almost anything you want, excellent IDE support, runs on a ton of platforms, and although Java programs will be slower than properly written C/C++, it's still one of the fastest high-level languages out there.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 0:49

>although Java programs will be slower than properly written C/C++
Of course it is slower because its an interpreter written in C++

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 1:23

interpreter
Back to Java 1.0, please

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 1:33

>>16
Does the JVM not "interpret" the bytecode it reads and transform it into the necessary machine instructions?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 1:49

>>15
What about its interpreter written in C++?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 2:08

~~(,, ,,°°> ˙ ˚ ° ( ♥ )

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 2:20

~~(,, ,,°°>>19
I remember inventing that guy.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 3:39

a /lego/ board, that would be it.
also where is that /cactus/ board we always wanted?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 3:59

>>17
you don't "interpret" something into machine instructions, you "compile" it into machine instructions

an interpreter just does whatever the bytecode says, no generating new machine instructions involved

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 6:17

real /lego/ board:
http://boards.4chan.org/toy/

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 7:01

Java is the worst language on the JVM

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 21:24

>>24
Someone poll /b/ on the question of how I feel wrt this.

tr/bp/gt/

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