The fence post paradox

Suppose you have regular C-array, like this:

int *array[] = {23, 7, 101};

Someone asks you which element is 23. Now the paradox is this: You may answer only 'zeroth' or 'first'. How do you respond?

int *array[]
Guffaw

Anyway, it's o-'th as in goat without the g and the deliberate non-pronunciation of the t (as if you were a lazy teenage commoner), then th with no vocal resonance.