The joke that is Haskell stdlib

oBSERVE MY GOOD OL' FELLAS, THE JOKE THAT IS 'HASKELL STDLIB'. i DO NOT DOUBT THE EXCELLENCE IN HASKELL THEORY, BUT ALLOW ME TO MAKE FUN OF THE FRIVOLOUS LIBRARY THEY HAVE FOR STANDARD. LA-FUCKING-OWL.


-- | 'zip' takes two lists and returns a list of corresponding pairs.
-- If one input list is short, excess elements of the longer list are
-- discarded.
zip :: [a] -> [b] -> [(a,b)]
zip (a:as) (b:bs) = (a,b) : zip as bs
zip _      _      = []

;; I shall compare it with Communist Lisp
;; notice the solution is more general
;; and the documentation is built-in
(defun zip (&rest lists)
  "zip takes lists and returns corresponding pairs"
  (apply #'mapcar #'list lists))

o GUESS WAT! BAAA!!! hASKELL PROVIDES zip3 HOHOHOH. wAT ABOUT ZIP4 YOU ASSHOLES??

wAIT, WAIT. nOW IT GETS BETTER.


-- | 'unzip' transforms a list of pairs into a list of first components
-- and a list of second components.
unzip    :: [(a,b)] -> ([a],[b])
{-# INLINE unzip #-}
unzip    =  foldr (\(a,b) ~(as,bs) -> (a:as,b:bs)) ([],[])


;; La Communa lispa
(defun unzip (&rest lists)
  "list of pairs -> list of components"
  (apply #'zip lists))
oH SHIT!!!! fULL GENERAL SOLUTION WITH THE POWAH OF LISPA, HA SS KELL STDLIB IS A JOKE. dID YOU FUCKING LOL READING THIS POST?

>>1
Also, you have a bug in your unzip, lists shouldn't be a &rest argument, but a normal one.

food for thought
do we think this is right?
* (unzip '((a b c) (d e) (f g h)))

((A D F) (B E G))
*
I understand why it does this (if mapcar takes multiple lists, it stops on the shortest one), but this is one of the issues that Haskell avoids by being an anal retentive bitch.