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MediaWiki and Databases

Name: Alex 2010-05-16 1:19

So I'm working for a Material Science research group for a summer job, and they want me to set up a wiki to centralize data and experiment results. I've taken exactly one Java class.

So, I set up a MediaWiki site, but they want to connect the data together, along with citations.

For example, Silicon has two properties they're interested in, "hole mobility" and "electron mobility". So on the wiki article on Silicon, they want to list Silicon's hole mobility and the electron mobility, but on the page for electron mobility, we want a list of many different elements' hole mobilities. When they update the hole mobility on the Silicon page, they want the number on the Hole mobility page to update as well. They will also want a citation attached to each data bit, so they'll know what circumstances and where that information came from

I believe that this will require a database system, and was wondering if you guys could point me in the right direction. I've just started to learn MySQL, and well frankly and slightly overwhelmed. Is MySQL too powerful of a language for this? Is there a simpler way to implement website-wide changes?

Thanks yall.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-16 18:22

DON'T HELP HIM!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-16 18:23

>>37
There is no explicit ``intermediate'' label, but anyone who spends any time at all here will realise it. I don't see why we should cater to morons who can't even be bothered to figure out what's going on. We aren't here for your benefit.
Go take your bullshit to /pr/ if you want a programming community aimed at the kindergarten crowd.

My question is relevant and aimed at people who have a passing knowledge of many languages.
How the fuck would you know? Your comments make plain that you don't know shit about anything. You aren't in any position to judge what is and isn't programming-related, and ``hay guys what wiki software should I use'' isn't.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-16 18:25

>>40
dynamic variables
Hey, that's almost like every other wiki software's option to include a page in another page, except less useful and versatile.
This just confirms that you really shouldn't be the person in charge of this project. If you had any decency you'd tell your employer that and resign, because you were clearly hired for the wrong job.

Name: Alex 2010-05-16 18:55

>>42
Take it up with the mods, if they think this should be "intermediate programming only" they'll nuke the thread. I know I don't know shit about anything. Hence the "question" bit.

>>43
My group knows I don't know anything about programming. They're just keeping me busy until they're done grading finals 'n' stuff. I'm not into CS - majoring in MatSci.

Is there a name for that "that's almost like every other wiki software's option to include a page in another page, except less useful and versatile" so I can look it up? Googling "wiki page in page" isn't turning up much

I really do want to get of your guys' hair, believe it or not. Though the gaywar up there was entertaining.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-16 19:09

>>44
/prog/
mods

More evidence that you haven't taken time to understand the community before creating this sorry excuse for a thread.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-16 19:17

>>44
back to 7chan's /pr/ please

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-16 19:42

>>46
Overuse of tags marks you not as a pro

>>45
Report Thread

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-16 19:48

>>44,47 Get the fuck out of here.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-16 19:50

>>48
Fuck my Anus!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-16 19:52

>>49
Are you an queer!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-16 19:56

I fear that this thread may have become a tad too GAY MALE HOMOSEXUAL for my tastes.

Name: Alex 2010-05-16 20:01

>>48

Hmm...naw, man.

Naw.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-16 20:23

>>52
How does it feel to be a retarded dumbfuck?
We are genuinely interested in your subjective experience.

Do you get discriminated against?
Do you get to park in the handicapped spot? The handicapped toilets? (Also, do you wipe yourself?)
Do you drool on your shirt, or is this just a cliché made up by people who have never seen real-life imbeciles?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-16 20:36

Are you RETARDED?

Are you a DUMBFUCK?

Are you a RETARDED DUMBFUCK?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then the RDAA might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Make a first post in a slashdot thread with the RDAA signature.
Obsessively watch Retarded Dumbfucks from Outer Space, and then rate it a ten.
Join the RDAA IRC channel, #rdaa on Hardchats (SSL on irc.hardchats.com port 6697)

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-16 22:49

Jesus Christ, I think I sodomized him a bit too hard. The butthurt is overwhelming.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-16 22:50

>>55
If you're looking for a pat on the back, you aren't going to get it. Keep your insecurities in your pants.

Name: Alex 2010-05-17 0:29

>>55

Hmm... You might think you have "sodomized" me but at the end of the day I am the one getting paid to program to explore technology at my summer internship!

You on the other hand you sit in your mothers basement writing fibs implementations and trying to belittle people on an internet programming message board. So who is the retarded one really?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-17 0:36

>>57
I too considered impersonating Alex... but I realized I would have done only a slightly better job of it than you and thought better of it.

Name: Alex 2010-05-17 0:43

>>58
Hmm... You might think you have "impersonated" me but at the end of the day I am the one reaping troll cred and exploring other methods of irritating anonymous posters while I whittle away the days until I begin my summer internship sponsored by my community college!

Name: Alex 2010-05-17 1:32

I have sent an e-mail to the moderation team. It would be in your best interest to stop impersonating me.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-17 2:15

>>60
Delivery status notification (delay): Gravitational time dilation (recipient: blackhole)

Name: Alex 2010-05-17 5:44

Disregard all my comments, I suck cocks.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-17 8:16

>>57
at the end of the day I am the one getting paid to program to explore technology at my summer internship!
And I am the one who knows what I'm doing enough to walk into a place and actually get hired for a real job.

>>62
Obviously not Alex, he is too oblivious to use sage.

Name: Alex 2010-05-17 13:16

>>62
Prepare to be banned for that!..

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-17 13:35

Hi I'm a humongous faggot!

Name: Alex 2010-05-17 13:37

>>64
Prepare for anal sex !

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-17 13:50

>>66
PREPARE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-17 14:52

Looks like you guys had lots of fun without me! I'm always invited late to the party :(

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-17 15:40

>>68
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1274002330/8

I hope that helps you with you're problem in the future.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-17 16:45

>>69
brb making /prog/ facebook group

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-17 16:48

>>69-70
Xarn still doesn't have a fan page. ( ̄へ ̄)

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-17 19:35

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-17 21:40

Will Chaffin


Bio    Well, I'm 14, and just enjoying life. Get to know me if you chose, I don't bite.


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back to /b/, please

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-17 22:20

>>72
likes Reddit
Not likely.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-17 22:48

It will be interesting to see if Xarn will share admin rights with a 14-year-old /b/tard or just report the page to Facebook for impersonation. I can't imagine he'll let such a slur as >>74 stand.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-18 8:10

>>73
Ladies and gentlemen, we have found the anus poster.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-18 11:37

>>76
Great, now we just need to find the fuck off faggot poster.
(maybe they're the same person?)

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-18 14:47

>>76,77
We can assume it's Koen Crolla

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-19 11:48

>>78
You won't think heresy is so clever when you burn in Hell.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-14 4:11

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