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Challenge: 2D Tank

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-14 15:43

The Challenge:
|---->Program a 2d tank application in the language of your choice that adheres to the following:

#-The tank must rotate using the left and right directional keys.
#-The tank must loosely resemble a tank.
#-The tank must move forward or backward respectively from the direction it is facing using the up and down directional keys.
#-Pressing spacebar must fire a 'shot' in the direction the tank is facing.
#-The perspective of the user must be fixed and facing down at the tank.
#-The tank, shot, and ground must each have their own color. (all shots may have the same color)


<------You have 24 hours!------>
GET TO WORK!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-21 17:35

>>160
Go read SICP or something.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-22 6:41

>>159
I didn't even use any glasses.
Well, WHOOP-DE-DOO, ``he with perfect sight''

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-22 19:47

.lol(

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 4:16

What happened to the results?!? Where is >>74 ?!?!? WTF?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 4:50

>>164
ok thats fucked up. what butt hurt mod deleted it?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 5:30

What was >>74?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 5:34

>>166
The results of who one each category.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 5:38

>>167
*won

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 10:45

I think every program won in at least one category. Obviously the result of pragu'es hidden communist agenda!

If we ever have another good thread like this again, we should properly critique programs and rate them from 1-10 on the INDUSTRY STANDARD PTS (Prague Troll Scale).

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 11:04

[b]NEW RESULTS:[b]
EVERYONE IS A WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: 170 2010-05-26 11:04

except me /b

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 15:43

So, who is up for Round 2: 3D Tank?

Requirements: Same as above, only in 3D perspective. Additionally, must be no more than 4kb of executable code and data (total) and include an award-winning soundtrack no less than 20 minutes in duration.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 15:55

>>170
Loser.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 16:02

>>172
A 20 minute soundtrack in less than 4kb, that's going to be very repetitive.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 16:04

>>174
No it isn't. Think outside of your stored data box.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 16:04

>>172

>>58 is a 3D version, in ~2kb of code, although it doesn't have sound.

Of course, that's probably not what you meant. But I don't think anyone here can produce a 4k executable that fulfills those requirements.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 16:08

>>172
Hold on let me go back to the early 90s when programmers had Amigas and executable space was still an issue

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 16:34

>>177
and fractal generators were all the rage, that might make >>175-kun happy.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 17:24

>>176
I meant full executable size, statically linked. I should have been more clear.

>>177
:| This isn't about necessity. It's about badassery. I figured you would have learned the difference when I fucked your mom, ``son.''

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YWMGuh15nE

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 17:26

>>174
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD-U_wGFt5s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YWMGuh15nE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwVsATdGdpg
Have a browse, there's plenty more of those.

I could probably do the sound dev for that challenge, but I'm kind of over 4k stuff. But I bet if you extended it to 8kb you could very easily stuff in a full networked version.

Name: >>172,179 2010-05-26 20:20

>>180
4k challenges on /prog/ are about as sensible as shutting up, getting things done and not trolling each other on /prog/: never mind the implications, it's just not going to happen. I only brought it up because I felt like shitposting.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 20:39

>>181
What if I do it?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-26 21:19

>>182
The "award-winning" requirement was put there to ensure you don't. If you do manage to pull it off I am sure someone will be happy to suck your dick for it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-29 6:04

>>16

line 38: variable 'tangle' not found
'tangle = 0, mangle = 0 int'

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-29 6:42

>>172
Stream it from YouTube.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-29 10:34

>>184
Your compiler is broken, or you don't know how to use it. tangle is clearly declared.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-29 11:54

>>186
My compiler is smarter and quicker

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-29 12:05

>>185
STREAM MY ANUS
>>187
130kb of pure lean code amirite?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-29 12:53

>>188
amirite

Back to /b/, please

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-29 13:40

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-29 13:45

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-30 2:25

>>191
Hey!
That doesn't exist yet!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-30 7:06

i am so glad i stopped wasting my life with programming. now i have so much time to waste on other, more enjoyable things like games and explicitly sexual videos(no homosex).

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-30 8:18

>>193
Back to /b/ please

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-30 8:50

>>193
Same here, i watch anime and rock/metal videos.
Programming for fun is like cleaning oil spills for fun.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-30 10:31

>>193,195
Read SICP

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-30 13:37

Can someone compile >>16 as an .exe for me?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-30 15:19

>>197
If this isn't a perfect opportunity to fuck up some random idiot's computer, I don't know what is.

Except I'm too lazy to bother writing something malicious.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-30 15:48

>>198
Rest assured nigger, I'll run it in a VM.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-30 15:58

>>199
But I am not black!

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