/prog/ - Microwave my anus

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 17:54

That's cool. What about donating one billion dollars so its name is changed to "Haskell"?

Name: For posterity 2010-05-06 17:59

MICROWAVED PUPPY NEEDS YOUR HELP!
Mighty Mouse is a 4 month old Chihuahua/Terrier mix puppy who suffered terrible injuries after he was microwaved by a child. While in the microwave, he suffered thermal injuries that burned his ears and his anus, causing permanent scarring. The scars around his anus caused him to scream in excrutiating pain every time he defecated. He had a lifesaving surgery that will allow him to live a normal life. You can still help him by donating to our Special Needs Medical Fund, or by donating by mail to: Hopalong Animal Rescue, PO Box 27507, Oakland, CA 94602. We will post online when he is ready for adoption. Please wait to submit your adoption application for him until then! Thank you!
Your donation will help save lives!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 18:17

~ Help poor puppies in California! ~ type :help ihbt<Enter> for information

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 20:36

>>4
I smiled a bit :).

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 23:04

>>4
I totally don't get the reference, but I "GRUNNUR"ed anyway with the assumption that it has something to do with Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-07 0:38

>>6
GTFO!
...HIBT?

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