HasSCHOOLED

<feep> okay, see
<feep> the thing is
<feep> haskell people can't get it up.
<feep> this is because their limp genitals are immutable.
<feep> so they create a pretend personality, sort of a superhero
<feep> eh mutates state and doesn't afraid of anything
<feep> and insist their girlfriends call them MonadMan in bed.
<feep> And that's why Haskell is a niche language.
<feep> </moral>
* feep explains it like it is!

Isn't it time we stopped outing /prog/riders' IRC nicks? I don't recall seeing this in #haskell or #lisp but it's still a dick move.