Halp /prog/ :(

Well my professor is doing a chapter over functional languages and he decided he wanted us to try something new. He wants us to program a couple things up in haskell.

I don't know shit about haskell and I've never even touched a functional language, but he expects us to know everything about them for some reason.

does /prog/ know anything helpful about haskell? :(

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The joke was obvious. You get no credit.

Here is a list of reasons which make Haskell a good real-life programming language (sorry it's a bit long):

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