If programming languages were trolls

C would be MY ANUS
Java would be ENTERPRISE QUALITY
Perl would be Haxus the Great
C++ would be =+=*=F=R=O=Z=E=N==V=O=I=D=*=+=
Lisp would be my other car
Haskell would be If programming languages were..

If programming languages were jokes

C would be not funny.
C++ would be not funny.
Visual Basic would be not funny.
JavaScript would be not funny.
Perl would be not funny.
PHP would be not funny.
Python would be        not funny.
Ruby would be not funny.
Haskell would be not funny.
HTML would be a pun.