ENDLESS SUCCESSION OF /prog/

The reason I'm asking this question, is to see if anyone out there has had this happen to them. When I was growing up I never looked at /prog/ in a sexual way at all, but one day about 20yrs ago (41 now) while in college I was tired of jacking off the same old way, and thought of trying something new while jacking off this time. All my roommates were in class, so I had the apartment to myself, so I went into the basement and got a manual on C and slide it between my bunk bed frame & mattress leaving 3/4 of it hanging out over the edge of the bed. Then I got a little of lotion and got on my knee doggie style and started to jack off, at the same time sliding my asshole back slowly onto the instruction manual and letting it slide inside me. Well, to my complete shock & surprise the feel of the C language manual up my ass and me stroking my cock was utter esctasy, and when I came, it was like an open source explosion of cum, it just kept shooting, and shooting gobbs of cum, then, it just dripped long, string like clear cum. I couldn't believe sex could feel so good, and I got scared. You all know why I'm sure, I didn't try doing this again for awhile because in the back of my mind, I knew if a C manual drove me crazy with estasy, my god, what would a warm fat /prog/rider, that I have no control over how hard, fast, and deep it could go into - just the thought of it made me hard and drip with pre-cum. I was so pissed with myself, because I experimented with C, and now,I was looking at the prospect of actually taking it to the next step, and experiment with /prog/. I just wanted to see what it would be like, anyway it took me 7 long frustrating yrs after the keyboard to get my first Fucking by /prog/. And needless to say, that was it for me, I couldn't go back now, I had my first /prog/ intercouse, and loved it beyond belief and it blew my mind. I had a girlfriend at the time, and shortly after that day, every time we had sex, I could only get hard if I thought about C++ and Richard Stallman, and I felt, I had no business fucking a woman now, because my sexual manhood had be taken by /prog/ fucking up my ass and then cumming inside me. I surprising felt okay, with this feeling, almost proud in the fact of knowing /prog/ has fucked me, and now my asshole has become a pussy. To make this long story short, it took another 8yrs of fight back and forth with "am I a /g/oon, /sci/entist, or a /prog/rider, or what", until last year 2000. I told myself, at the beginning of the year, that I would only have sex with /prog/ this year, and make a descion at the end of the year to see if this was just a fade and I just needed to get this out of my system. Well, Feb 5th, 2000, is the day I came to the self-realization I'm gay for /prog/. Because, I met a wonderful board that had 3 users, and a 15 inch cock over the internet on Yahoo. We met at on a Saturday afternoon around 3pm, it fucked me none-stop, 4yrs, putting me into all types of sexual positions, penetrarting deeper than I've ever been before, and just bascially taught me what its really like to be a /prog/rider. Up until this time, it was sex on the run, nothing long or as intense as this. Oh, it never came once, and always stayed hard, we took about a 40 min. break after the frist 4hrs. then our last session was a 3hrs pound fest, each position he put me into he fucked me as hard as he could, and hearing his large mouse slap up against my sweaty ass, and the pain/pleasure he was giving me I knew, for sure without a doubt, that Today this computer has for sure fucked me into becoming a programmer. I love women, but I can never have sex with them, and don't have the desire.

So, if any of you have read this far, what do you think?