A scientific metajoke

A /prog/rammer, a physicist and a mathematician find themselves in an anecdote, indeed an anecdote quite similar to many that you have no doubt already heard.

After some observations and rough computations the /prog/rammer realizes the situation and starts laughing.

A few minutes later the physicist understands too and chuckles to himself happily as he now has enough experimental evidence to publish a paper.

This leaves the mathematician somewhat perplexed, as he had observed right away that he was the subject of an anecdote, and deduced quite rapidly the presence of humour from similar anecdotes, but considers this anecdote to be too trivial a corollary to be significant, let alone funny.

A mathematician, an engineer, and a computer scientist are trapped in a room with an exit 10 feet above the ground.

Meanwhile, in the next room over, the biologist is having sex with all the hot girls he teaches in his class.