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Name: Highschool fag. 2010-04-03 3:15

Well, /prog/
Today i come to you with a simple question.
What language should i learn first?
I'm not so much interested in how programming works, and i don't want a language too basic.
It seems to me that C++ is the industry standard, and I've heard a lot of people telling me it's a good language.
My goal is to learn a language before college, and then pursue my bachelors in comp. sci.
I've also been looking at microsoft,and it seems i would enjoy programming for them.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 3:23

Industry standard? Which industry? Is this copypasta or are you just trolling?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 3:25

oregano

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 3:27

Maybe you should check the last 5 goddamned threads you created on this subject today.

Name: OP here. 2010-04-03 3:27

Wow, this is 100% legit.
You won't find this anywhere but here..
I'm not trolling, and i thought i'd get accused of it..
Maybe i'm ignorant.
._.

Name: OP here 2010-04-03 3:28

Also not samefag. All the other threads are vague, and rarely get to the point. It turns into a war over how good/bad java is.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 3:36

>>6
samefag
Listen here, we do not tolerate your kind here. HIBT?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 3:43

I'm not so much interested in how programming works

GTFOlittle kid

Name: OP here 2010-04-03 3:45

>>8
Gtfo Douchebag

Name: LEGION 2010-04-03 3:49

>>9
kill yourself

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 3:52

>>6
``I want to make something or other, I don't want to know what's going on but I don't want to look like I don't know what's going on, and I want a degree in it.''

And you say the other threads are vague?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 3:52

I've also been looking at microsoft,and it seems i would enjoy programming for them.

haha_oh_wow.png.exe

lern perl bitch!

Name: OP here 2010-04-03 3:59

>>11
Like i said, i'm probably ignorant.
._.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 3:59

learn forth

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 4:02

Wow, /prog/ is semi-active right now. This is new.
>>9
It is not mean if it is true, why would you want to program and not know how it works, when knowledge of how programming works is the basis for programming?

If you wanted to learn how to program without the the syntax hangups while you learn,then I would suggest python.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 4:03

I SAID LEARN PERL!

AND THAT MEANS FUCKING LEARN IT BITCH!

THIS THREAD IS NOW OVER!

Name: OP here 2010-04-03 4:06

>>16
This is why i didn't turn to other threads.
>>15
Well, i mean: Most of the reccomendations out there are really basic languages, that show you how shit works. I don't quite care, but i could learn how, and i'm probably already going to learn how. It's late, i'm tired, i should've expected the hate.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 4:11

>>17
Learn how shit works. If you want to skip the kiddie shit, learn C. For scripting, learn whatever the fuck you like to write. Also, learn all the major paradigms.

Name: OP here 2010-04-03 4:16

>>18
Anything you reccomend to learn how shit works?
Should i learn c over C++?
What's the difference?
I'm a newfag to programming, what are paradigms?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 4:22

people who come to /prog/ to learn programming are like people who come to /b/ to learn memes.

Name: OP here 2010-04-03 4:24

>>20
Unfortunately, there's no ED for /prog/ ..

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 4:31

>>21
Essential /prog/riding topics every programmer should know by heart (study these carefully!!!)
U MENA HASKAL
HAX MY ANUS

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Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 4:43

>>19
Should i learn c over C++?
Yes.
What's the difference?
C++ is horrible bloat

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 4:54

C++ is a horrible boat.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 4:58

C++ is enterprise and has different syntax

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 5:47

I can't believe I'm the first one saying it in this thread.
Read SICP.
http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 6:06

I'm not so much interested in how programming works
Excellent Trolling ^_^
I immediately started picturing OP as one of the people who posted in the comments of http://www.readwriteweb.com/archives/facebook_wants_to_be_your_one_true_login.php

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 12:20

C++ is horrible, a boat.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 14:20

GTFO highschoool fag

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-03 23:28

You can start at my anus

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-06 2:45

Saved

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Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 21:02

<-- check em dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 11:33

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